I actually have this notion that they have imported enough goods from China to open a Blue Lotus den. They probably grow poppy flowers in there.
I hope nobody got seduced by the Sheriff yet because from the pictures Friar Tuck managed to salvage for me, he seems icky. All right, I know he's dashing and handsome in the beginning when we librarians first got here, but now he looks like... like... some sort of wannabe Goth. I mean, wannabe Japanese Goth. He has funny hair and it looks purple. I hope this has nothing to do with Neil Gaiman.
Anyway, the armed forces are getting sick of it and want to have a get-going. Oh, I didn't mention it? In the seven months here
Ah, well. The UnMerry Men have armed themselves with their banjoes and guitars now, and are starting to storm towards the castle. Better go along just to see what would happen.
Did I mention that they are going to use Country music to destroy the Sheriff's army?